andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

titytwochainz:

cybercucumber:

titytwochainz:

why white boys end every sentence they type with haha??

to be honest i find it weirder that black people often just dont use verbs

slang is an actual type of language that people (not just black) use. that unnecessary, uneasy creep ass laugh at the end of every thing y’all type is a defense mechanism, so if you slip up you can claim it was a joke. grow some nuts and get some conviction u lil weak bitch. 


"Son of a Shepard too fast for Ed-boy,yes?"

"Son of a Shepard too fast for Ed-boy,yes?"

little-seb:

i had a great need for doodling terezi kicking dave where his family jewels are and now i feel much better

little-seb:

i had a great need for doodling terezi kicking dave where his family jewels are and now i feel much better

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

vroengard:

/tagged/me

vroengard:

/tagged/me

suburban, white conservative:  "PRO LIFE! ALL LIVES MATTER!!!!!!"
  *black child gets shot by cop*
suburban, white conservative:  *crickets chirping*
open rp

gayslutscrafties:

bard-of-not-giving-a-fuck:

alphakidroxy:

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Mickey Mouse gently lays his hand on your thigh, staring into your eyes, passionately.

image snoop dog blushes and turned away from his mouse lover. “yo, dawg. i think i’m ready to get intimizzle, mickizzle.”

what

closetoalmosthere:

When we’re young our parents embarrass us…

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But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass  them… 

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heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

osreido:

Remake of an old concept I sketched out like 4 years ago. Kind of sloppy but it got the job done.

osreido:

Remake of an old concept I sketched out like 4 years ago. Kind of sloppy but it got the job done.

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