studio ghibli? arent those movies for childr-
My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.
"video games cause people to develop violent behaviors" yeah thats why playing pokemon made me steal the neighborhood pets and endlessly breed them in hopes of one coming out colored weird
annoy your boyfriend with dragon sock puppets
Anonymous said: Dude the gamecube sucked
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
Sudowoodo knows how to say no to drugs.
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
I have this headcanon that the two who were killed by Jack Noir in that alternate timeline are still together in the dream bubbles somewhere