himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

binart:

best bros forever

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

pokedump:

162 - Furret

It lives in narrow burrows that fit its slim body. The deeper the nests go, the more maze-like they become.

hannahbluenana:

silver-the-little-monster:

karspook:

can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines

spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all

#CANT SINK WHAT WAS NEVER FLOATING MOTHERFUCKERS

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

owligator:

iM GONNA SCREAM

way2dawn:

( ゜,_ゝ゜)

Pixiv ID: 28285770

Member: みなく＠受験は帰れ

kingdomlamers:

こうき

cataquacks:

i’m too lazy to draw this but you just known this geek-ass pokemon had his books knocked out of his hands every morning and he’d crawl around trying to find his enormous glasses that are his only facial feature

cowscratch:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

Everybody go home

This is it

Was nice knowing you, internet

itsthesmuppetshowww:

A song about a self-hating Karkat, apologizing to Terezi, Gamzee, and the rest of his friends.

Hey There, Terezi (I Always Let You Down)

Original Song - Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T’s

Cover Art’s Artist: cloudghost

Download

Lyrics:

Hey there, Terezi, what’s it like living without me?

You’re a thousand miles away from me

But tonight you won’t be crying over this

All of my feelings you’ve dismissed

It’s you I miss

But hey there, Terezi

I won’t worry about the distance

I’m always here if you get lonely

Give my heart another listen

Close your eyes

Anger my was always my disguise

And my demise

Oh, I always let you down (4x)

I’m sorry I let you down

Hey there, Gamzee, I’ve got so much left to say

If every simple word I said to you could ever make you stay

I’d say ‘em all

And I would never let you fall

We’d have it all

Hey there, Gamzee, I know all things come to an end

But just believe me when I tell you this

I tried to be your friend

I promise this

But all your problems I dismissed

And it’s you I miss

Oh, I always let you down (4x)

My friends are dead and it’s on my head

For all the things I left unsaid

I couldn’t save them all but still I know

It’s all my fault and I could say

Apologies can never take

The pain I know I can never let go

My friends, I can promise you

That by the time we get through

Our lives will never ever be the same

And I’m to blame

Hey there, Terezi, what’s it like living without me?

You’re a thousand miles away from me

And tonight I will be dying over you

Never failed someone like I failed you.

I could have said I needed you

Hey there, Terezi, set me free

And watch me bleed

Oh I let everyone down (4x)

I let everyone down

alltimeboners:

if u sing along to fall out boy there’s probably a 3% chance ur actually singing the right lyrics