so i was scrollin along on the internet, minding my own business when
okay wtf they can’t be serious
so how about that update ahhhahahaha am i right fellas
The Skeleton War
i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage.
i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.
IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODE
DIPPER IS TWELVE??????
WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿???
I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS
The pointy E. Haha.
Hey may be in advanced classes.
when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math
So….Dipper’s a math genius?
…Tell me more.
I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.
Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)
Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.
WAIT. HOLY SHIT. SO MABEL IS SUPER RIGHT-BRAINED AND CREATIVE AS SHIT. AND DIPPER IS SUPER LEFT-BRAINED WITH ALL THIS MATH-Y SKILLS AND SHIT. SO LIKE. WHAT IF BEFORE THEY WERE BORN (BUT LIKE, STILL IN THE WOMB AND SHIT) THE LEFT AND RIGHT BRAIN(S) WERE AT LIKE WAR OR SOMETHING B/C THEY WERE BOTH JUST SO FRIGGIN POWERFUL AND THEN THEY JUST COMPLETELY SPLIT AND THUS MAKING TWINS MABEL AND DIPPER.
my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men.
and this goes for, especially goes for, trans girls, girls of colour, disabled girls and LGBTQA+ girls.
girls, all girls, and if you believe otherwise don’t reblog this.
i think i just realized that steven’s are the only clothes in his household that aren’t magic and get dirty and need to be washed so the gems got him a human washing machine for his human clothes so he can go up on the arm of this divine and ancient monument and sit in her palm and wash his clothes
this is so silly and cute and sad and perfect i love this show
r.i.p. giant french buttplug
may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky
commission for germanshepherding!
You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know