RAVEN’S HAIR IS A RAVEN OH MY GOD
Imagine your OTP pointing guns at each other, tears in their eyes, because they’re both commissioned to kill.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
OH GOD MY SOUL
swag the fuck outta raven
A Teen Titan. A true friend.
i don’t know how this possibly could’ve flown under everyone’s radar but in less than two weeks Teen Titans is getting revived on Cartoon Network and the entire original cast has returned to do the voices.
Teen Titans (2003) Character profiles vs Teen Titans Go! (2013) Character profiles according to Cartoonnetwork.com
Uh… what? Did they even check… what?
They… they’re gonna disregard her past, aren’t they?
Unrequited puppy love? Where did they…. what?
…but he was never stupid… maybe naive with some things but to reduce his insecurities and occasional naivete into calling him dim is just…. Fuck.
Wait what the actual fuck did they do the Cyborg. No, this is not okay, Cyborg was one of my FAVORITE characters in the original show. He struggled with the fact that he wasn’t always sure how much of his humanity remained after he became half robot. He was SHUNNED by his family and friends because of this, but always tried to make the best out of the situation. He cared about fighting for people, and yes while he loved his food, it never was a reason why he didn’t fight crime, in fact he enjoyed doing his part to help people and just…. FUCK really CN and DC?! FUCKING REALLY?! Not only do you overhaul Young Justice and Green Lantern for a whole new line up, but half of that line up TRASHES the characters of the Titans and reduced them down to caricatures. I was happy, at first, to hear we might get a Teen titans cartoon. I LOVED the one from 2003, and I though that would be the one that they took the most inspiration from. Instead they take the BASE of BASIC CHARACTERISTICS of these characters and make that their entire persona. Now I haven’t seen the new show yet, but if the bios they are giving are any indicator, I am not gonna be happy with this new take at all.
(Oh and don’t even get me started on the trailer they use for Teen Titans Go. They have Starfire FLIP A BITCH when her hair gets damaged. WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT TRAIT COME FROM?! Starfire didn’t really care about physical appearance in Teen titans (or in the comics), and she certainly wouldn’t go BATSHIT CRAZY because her hair gets damaged in a fight. Fucking REALLY?!)
Maybe you haven’t noticed, but my emotions are dangerous. I can’t afford to feel anything. You may have my body, but you know nothing about me.
Remember that episode of Teen Titans where Mumbo turns everyone into animals and Beast Boy’s all, “LOL I ALREADY DO THAT” so Mumbo turns him into a lamp.